Lamont diaries continued…
August 20, 2012
Lamont has announced he is throwing his top hat into the American presidential race.
Because he is much prettier and more substantive than this Romney fellow.
Lamont exhibiting more maturity than his presidential race competitors
And certainly more (I have already forgotten his first name) than that Ryan, insult to my intelligence, idiot. Really, other than what his penis looks like, is there anything else we really need to know?!?
Plus Lamont is a black guy, so he has Obama trumped.
And further, Lamont's answer to our economic crisis makes far, far more sense than all three of them.
And, importantly, Lamont has pledged to run no insipidly vacuous television advertising that insults the intelligence of The Masses. And further no negative, half truth ads
Lamont doesn't do negative. Period.
Oops. I forgot about that Biden guy.
Lamont, being Lamont, rolled his eyes regarding Biden shortly after Lamont was born, in a trash dump, in an obscure corner of rural Mexico, months ago.
Vote Lamont for leader of the Free World in 2012!!! ■