Breaking News Bulletin: Religious fanatic demonstrators have broadened the targets of their global campaign of intolerance and zeroed in on my pal, my dog Lamont, announcing they will descend on Abraham Lincoln Park in Washington D.C next Saturday, September 22.

LAMONT MOBILIZES HIS PEOPLE TO UNITE AGAINST RELIGIOUS ZEALOTS

The "Church of Jesus Christ Christian—Aryan Nations" and the "National Socialist Movement", two notorious violent Anti Dog, White Human Supremacist religious zealot hate groups, are amassing forces from across America to launch an assault on the symbol of the pulsing heart of the cradle of liberty, Abraham Lincoln Park, built to honor the author of the Emancipation Proclamation and the man who went to war to free the slaves, our first mentally ill, gay president, Lincoln.

TYPICAL ANTI-DOG RIOT ORGANIZER

They are targeting the rising neighborhood star and the politically influential much chattered about Lamont, the black illegal immigrant sexually ambiguous mongrel born in a trash dump in rural Mexico only months ago and now a rising political player in Washington, fearing he is a Trojan horse and False Prophet who, having captured the Heart of the Worker and Peasant Masses, has seamlessly integrated into America. The Religious Zealots fear Lamont might cause the people to support opening the floodgates to a tidal wave of "mixed breed, non-Christian black, and immigrant mongrels" and their ilk if the Great Lamont is not stopped.

A large black dog lies on its back on a tiled floor next to a small container of food and a pair of glasses.

LAMONT AFTER A HARD DAY ORGANIZING COUNTER PROTESTORS

"Calling on White America! The violence and genocide of our people must stop!" shouts their call to arms to rid America of the clear and present threat of Lamont to their American Way of Life, "All White Nationalist Groups and Individuals are invited to attend and hoist your banner high. We must come together for the preservation of our people! Time is drawing very near our total destruction and annihilation. It is imperative that we cross organizational lines as one united force for our kinsmen who desperately need us to lift our voices to the heavens on their behalf. September 22nd will be the date. The activities will start at Lincoln Park at noon."

The Nazi hate groups are using two of their primary religious manifestos "GIVE NOT WHAT IS HOLY UNTO THE DOGS" and "WAG THE TAIL" in an attempt to divide the community and attract supporters to their fight against multi cultural and species diversity.

ARYAN NATIONS CHURCH CHIEF THINKER PASTOR WARREN GULETT

Dr. Wesley A. Swift, "warrior priest of true Israel" a leading ideological thinker of the Aryan Nations released this manifesto for the Lincoln Park protest describing their objectives and worldview. In a screed distributed by the protest organizers titled "GIVE NOT WHAT IS HOLY UNTO THE DOGS", Dr. Swift writes: "We turn to the Book of Matthew, to the Sermon on the Mount, to a passage which emerged out of the lips of Jesus, because it contains so much wisdom. Jesus said, "Give not that which is holy unto the dogs, neither cast your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under feet, and turn again and rend you." What did Jesus mean when He turned to them and said, "Cast not that which is holy unto the dogs, neither cast your pearls before swine?" There is a very definite pattern of identification and evaluation in these words: "Cast ye not that which is holy unto the dogs."

One of the counter protest organizers Lamont recruited

"When Jesus said, "Give not that which is holy unto the dogs, what did He mean? This statement, "Give not that which is holy unto the dogs, is a racial message. The laws of God were holy. The operation in the Kingdom of God, of administration, was holy. God makes this very, very clear, even in the temple as well as in the areas of administration, when He said, "Give not that which is holy unto the dogs" – and the words are "beasts of the field." The phrase, "beasts of the field, " translated "dogs" in the Scripture, is most unique, because "the field" is the world; and the species that do not possess the spirit of the Living God are referred to as "beasts of the field, " because they are not holy. Well, we have many beasts of the field in our country at this time. Jesus said "give not that which is holy unto the dogs, unto the beasts of the field, or to the Negro."

And the Aryan nation's chief propagandist, Pastor Morris L. Gulett, released this protest pamphlet describing the group's reasons for launching the assault to depose Lamont from his new domain.

Former Nazi leader George Constanza at earlier protest

Titled "WAG THE DOG, By Pastor Morris L. Gulett" it begins: "Greetings Kindred. It is indeed good to be back among you. I thought I'd share these thoughts with you that I had back in November of 2008. I wrote this article just four days after the Presidential election with a stub of a pencil while I was in solitary confinement at the federal prison in Marianna Florida. As you can see, I titled it "Wag the Dog"."

Gulett identifies the root of the nation's woes to when "White Christian bent to political pressure from the United Nations and permitted the negro a vote" and left "unguarded the Mexican border that attributes to the flow of millions of illegal non white aliens into our Nation's heartland."

Religious fascists in full regalia

"America was once great white Christian nation. Had we adhered to the Christian Law, the Law of Moses, written by the hand of God on Mount Sinai, and not permitted the stranger to dwell among us, mixing and mingling, allowing them to give birth to Mongrel offspring such as our current President Elect, then we would not be suffering the retribution of the Fathers hot anger. "

Lamont has reacted swiftly using his considerable leadership skills; organizing talent, and stratospheric popular appeal and name recognition to lead a diverse coalition of counter-protesters against these invading Nazi hoards to halt the advancement of the forces of darkness.

A spokesperson for the Aryan Nations said they have secured permits from Metropolitan Police Department, the National Park Service and the U.S. Capitol Police.

But when the Fascist Goons invade Lincoln Park in an attempt to dismount my pal, Lamont, the Freelance International Civil Liberties Hero, Crisis Intervention Expert, and Peace Activist, from his increasingly influential perch, they will not be greeted warmly.

Lamont has worked tirelessly and selflessly, lending his considerable organizing talents to prepare a diverse coalition of citizens welcoming committee.

A digital flyer for a protest on September 22nd at Lincoln Park. The text calls for 'radical queers, feminists & allies' to 'come fuck up Nazis while we fuck each other!' It instructs attendees to wear black and pink and bring stuffed animals and glitter.

A particularly creative organizer Lamont gave extra effort to recruiting to ensure their full participation

One group called the Anarcho-Punks ("NO GODS, NO MASTERS, NO PROBLEMS") has mobilized their forces and issued a call to gather to meet the Nazi's in Lincoln Park. "COUNTER PROTEST: This a call to all who live in or near dc, stand up and fight these racists. Fight Nazis. Show up to Lincoln Park at 9:00. WE WILL MARCH AGENST THEM. Let's tell those racist bigots to FUCK OFF. NO NAZIS IN DC, NO NAZIS IN AMERICA NO NAZIS ANYWHERE. NO GODS, NO MASTERS, NO PROBLEMS. " Their posters are inscribed with the group's slogan "Anarchists are people who don't need cops to tell them what to do- A. Hennacy." It ends with "See You There."

One Anarchist cell, "fuckintellectualproperty", has made a video "COME TO LINCOLN PARK: STAND AGAINST NAZISM" and put it on You Tube. You can view it here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=J34ueKkfN_Y

This fellow Lamont wants to have a serious chat with

Titled "Aryan Nations to Rally in DC", it opens with "THIS HATE GROUP HAS BEEN KNOWN TO USE VIOLENCE. BUT WE CAN OPPOSE IT. COME TO LINCOLN PARK—STAND AGAINST NAZISM!" the words printed in bold capital letters against a backdrop of menacing, angry youthful protestors in steel toed boots dressed in black with their faces covered in blood red handkerchiefs and black wool ski masks, leaving only a slit for their eyes. They are holding red flags and marching boisterously down an urban boulevard.

And these are the good guys in this looming rumble in the urban jungle on Capitol Hill's Lincoln Park, steps from Lamont's front porch.

The video then segways to images of snarling, fat, bald rednecks dressed in camouflage trousers, untucked plaid checkered shirts, and hats with logos of auto supply stores and machine lubricants.

They are chewing tobacco and carrying American and Nazi flags.

This footage is superimposed with the slogan "We shall fight the Aryan Nations! COUNTER PROTEST ARYAN NATIONS SEPT. 22 FROM 9AM – 4PM Lincoln Park Washington D.C. We shall fight against racism!"

The entire video has a very loud hard punk music soundtrack with the lead 'vocalist' urging immediate revolution and destruction to prevent someone else from doing it first, the wrong way.

Then there is another group, "Smash Racism DC" which is pulling out the stops to give the anti-Dog Religious Zealots a proper welcome. Their posters read: "September 22nd: Calling Radicals, Queers, Feminists, and Allies: Come fuck up Nazis while we fuck each other. Join us to say no to racism, no to Nazis, and no to the Klan. Lincoln Park at noon. Wear black and pink. Bring stuffed animals and glitter."

"There are many different voices and opinions within our society. Not all of these voices will be popular. However, all citizens within the United States of America have a right to voice their opinions and are protected by the First Amendment," said Lamar Greene, chief of Metropolitan Police Department's Bureau of Homeland Security. "MPD will be present with the expectation of peaceful, nonviolent demonstrations, regardless of the topic, for, both, the demonstrators and citizens in the area of the demonstration," he said.

An example of the community diversity Lamont expects to be in attendance at his shindig this upcoming Saturday

The last time the Nazi Knuckleheads Against  Everyone Not Like Us showed up in D.C. to protest in 2008, a small group of neo-Nazis marched and clashed with police; three anti-Nazi demonstrators were arrested. In 1999 a neo-Nazi protest was cancelled when only four people showed up.

Virginia Spatz, a longtime Capitol Hill resident, has signed up to mobilize yet another counter-protest, saying that residents should "not allow hate-filled ugliness to go unchallenged." As part of the counter-protest, she is calling for people to "ignore the hate group but to enjoy the park as usual, or maybe more than usual, largely so no one who enjoys Lincoln Park will feel afraid in their own space."

The Aryan Nations said that it will gather in the park and march to the U.S. Capitol. People thought Hitler was a joke at the start," said Katz, "There is a tremendous cost to individuals and our society when people treat hate and bigotry as par for the course."

Spatz said September 22 is the Shabbat Shuva, a day set aside in the Jewish calendar to help prepare for the Day of Atonement. "All interested in this observance are invited to pray and learn—in the park or elsewhere—with special attention to combating bigotry and hatred," she said.

A small black dog with a red harness, identified as Lamont, is held by a person wearing a light blue checkered button-down shirt in a park setting.

Ever Vigilant, Ever Free

Lamont is quite pleased with his efforts at bringing the community together and is very much looking forward to participating in the entertainment and hopes the likely kerfuffle will be vigorous.  And in homage to his hero, the gay, mentally ill 16th president of the country, Abraham Lincoln, who went to war to free the slaves from the bondage of their chains. Lamont has vowed to participate free from the chains of his dreaded leash, even if the Park Police are out in force